Personal Assistant

I need a personal assistant to plan for my:
- vacation i.e. where to go for this really short break
- meal i.e. what to eat and where to go
- entertainment while working stressfully i.e. what to do while resting
- nightlife i.e. what to drink & where to hang
- social life i.e. who to meet and what to do
- friends i.e. who should/shouldn't i be with
- love i.e. who should i get
- property i.e. what & how should i do with them
- money i.e. what should/shouldn't i spend on
- dislike i.e. avoid from those i don't like to eat/see/touch/smell/heard/everything
- future i.e. which move should i take to live better life
- and lots more

too many requirements???
what to do?
since i can't handle them on my own.
of cuz, it's blessed to be my assistant, lol

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